Things I am currently tired of....
1. Celebrities who are famoused for .....what?
The Kardashians. Jon and Kate. Speidi. Lauren Conrad. The entire cast of Jersey Shore. Why do we insist on making these average people into celebrities? What have they done to warrant the money and/or attention? Why can't they all live on an island and cannibalise one another -or would that become a reality show?
2. Stars dying after long public battles with drugs
Corey Haim and Brittan Murphy are the two new members of a the OD club - a membership you don't live to see. Now we are all sadly waiting, watching to see if Lindsay makes this exclusive club whose membership includes Anna Nicole Smith, Michael Jackson, River Phoenix.
3. Cheating spouses
Tiger Woods and Jesse James have caused us to ask the golden question - why get married? What hurts more, perhaps, is that it is with multiple partners. If one stung, 14 must just leave you numb.
4. The "other" woman telling "her" side
Seriously, what do you hope to accomplish by telling us why you slept with a married man? A reality show? Photo spread? Your own porn flick? Seriously, if you are going to cheat, do it with a hooker who is paid to be discreet....otherwise, you'll be paying for it for the rest of your life.